Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Got it from the net.
A PROFESSOR.
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a Locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Gives Policy to God.
A SENIOR CONSULTANT.
Leaps short buildings in a sinlge bound.
Is more powerful than a shunting engine.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water if the sea is calm.
Talks with God.
A CONSULTANT.
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds.
Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine.
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool.
Talks with god if a special request is approved.
A SENIOR REGISTRAR.
Barely clears a pre-fabricated hut.
Loses a tug of war with a locomotive.
Can fire a speeding bullet.
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by God.
A REGISTRAR.
Makes high marks on a wall when trying to clear tall buildings.
Is run over by a locomotive.
Can sometimes handle a gun without injuring themselves.
Doggy paddles.
Talks to Animals.
AN SHO.
Runs into buildings.
Recognises locomotives two times out of three.
Is not issued ammunition.
Can stay afloat with a life jacket.
Talks to walls.
AN HO
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings.
Says "look at the choo-choo"
Wets himself with a water pistol.
Plays in mud puddles.
Mumbles to himself.
A RADIOGRAPHER.
Lifts buildings and walks under them.
Picks locomotives off the track.
Catches speeding bullets with their teeth.
Freezes water with a single glance.
THEY ARE GOD.
Scribbled by: jun @2:43 AM
